No Smoking, Have a Mint Instead

Thank You For Not Smoking Main

Thank You For Not Smoking DetailA polite reminder that smoking is not permitted on premises, but do have a mint instead if it helps. This understated regulatory sign seen in the waiting area of a combo Spa / Hair Salon / Gift Boutique. The clientele were deserving of this more genteel approach to regulation. CLICK the thumbnail for a closeup view.

Compare to…
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
Don’t Bag the Baby
Warning: Not A Baby Wipe
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Handicapped Store Front Decal

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”

For Regulating Retail resources see…
Regulating Retail Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For V.I.P. Courtesy resources see…
V.I.P.Courtesy Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
V.I.P. Courtesy in Retail Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
V.I.P.Courtesy in Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For all Chalk and Hand Lettered resources see…
Chalk and Hand-Lettered Tag” for a scrollable list of discussions.
Chalk Boards and Hand-Lettering Pinterest Board“ visual summary.
Chalk and Hand-Lettered Index Page” for all resources and links

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