No Cell Phone Orders

No Cell Phone Orders

Even at the coffee shop, if you can’t focus on placing your order, staff doesn’t want to deal with you. So if you want morning Joe at this national chain, hang up your cell phone. But notice that your game of “Angry Birds” need not be interrupted. This view of American life courtesy of theChive.com.

Compare and contrast…
No Cell Phone Orders” (This Post)
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Handicapped as V.I.P.

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
Don’t Bag the Baby
Warning: Not A Baby Wipe
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
Body Outline Forensics in Retail
Jeep-Only Retail Parking
Pick Card for Parking Garage
Lazy Parking?
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Barbed Wire Boutique

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”

For Regulating Retail resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

Regulating Retail Pinterest Board for Retail FixturesCloseUp

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