“Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign

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Gone Tanning Store Closed Sign

A fun and casual way to say that the store is closed. It might even fit in well with a Tanning relate retail channel, possibly skin care? Or do you think to flippant, and hinting of no concern for the customer? And it does not mention a return time. See other approaches in the links below.

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