“Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign

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Gone Tanning Store Closed Sign

A fun and casual way to say that the store is closed. It might even fit in well with a Tanning relate retail channel, possibly skin care? Or do you think to flippant, and hinting of no concern for the customer? And it does not mention a return time. See other approaches in the links below.

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For Store Hours and more by post Title see…
Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign
Sleepys® Nightime Open Sign
Open and Closed Sign in Armenian
Ambidextrous Closed for Cleaning Advisory
Kings® Brands a Closed Register
Euro Fixture: Cashwrap Schlagbaum
Only One Day Left Retail Warning
Open Year-Round Storefront Office Sign
Dunkin’ Donut® Inside vs Outside Hours
Modell’s Counts Down to Christmas
Sunday Beer Hours
Door Advises Push, Pull, Go Home
Come on Up! We Are Open!
Walk In, Strut Out
Sorry We’re Open
Complicated Business Hours Sign
100% Satisfaction by 3:00 pm
Retail Hours Subject to Change
Wolford Will Return
Out To Lunch Retail
Wegman’s Christmas Schedule

For Store Hours resources see…
Store Hours Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Store Hours Index Page” for all resources and links

For all Humor in Retail posts by Title…
Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign
Smile For The Store Video Surveillance Warning Sign
Watch For Forklifts on Psychedelic Drugs
Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety
Unicycle Rack Is Boutique Retail Highlight
Now Hiring Smiling Feces at McDonalds®
Butt Finger Blast Ice Cream Label
EuroFixture: No Pissing on Premises Retail Warning
Merchandising For Snow Storms
Lamps, Pots, Vases & Art Asses
Pop Tards On Sale
Starbucks® Delivery Truck Branding Sucks
Fuckin’ Big Sale
Thumbs-Up For Retail Inflatable
Genetically Modified Onions On Sale
Rapefruit Produce Promotion
Animal Anus Store Branding
Black & Gold Brand Conflict
Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Mass Merchandising 11 Toilet Brush Styles
How To Tell If Your Store Sock Fixtures are Stylin
Reverse Your Cashwrap: Last-In First-Out Queue Theory
Carefree Bra Display at Victoria’s Secret®
Mall Responder Double-Deck Cart
Euro Fixture™ Bungee-Corded Bottles
Original One-Size Thong Now $138
Knit Garter Winter Closeout
Braille Electrical Closet Invitation
Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized
Shop Saks® From Your Restroom Stall
IKEA® Pitches New Catalog
99 Bottles of Beer Point-of-Purchase
Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement
Gluten-Free Pet Food Pitch
No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation
Macy’s® Gift Coming and Going
Peach Butt Panties
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Moleskine® In-Store Selfie
Mushrooms Sprout in Retail
Rug Docter® Tethered Padlocks
Outdoor Shoes Always Point North
Liquor and Fireworks Sale – What Could Go Wrong?
Doomsday Kerosene Lantern Sale
Ladies Please Be Seated
Shopping Defines Existence
What Is The Crush Weight of Pie?
New Pickup Line in Retail
Couture™ Toilet Plunger Self-Sell
Mirrors as Retail Objet d’art
Don’t Flush With Your Feet!
Stalagmite Forms in Washroom
Secret to Looking Slim in Retail
Mannequin Features Pubic Hair
Nicki Minaj Boob Tester
Zeus® Tickle Your Bum Seating
Girl Watching Amenities in Retail
Eye Shades vs Sun Glasses
How to Steal a Louis Vuitton Bag
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Recycling Ice Cream Cones
Retail Distress Signal
Adult Content in Retail
Warning: Handicapped Challenge Ahead
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Street-Smart Scan Code
Free Air Guitars. Take one!
Display Hook for Helium Balloons
Cow and Pig Home Delivery QR Code
Rabbits – Cuddly or Nutritious
Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory
A Nose for Purses
Cart Cup Holder Cuts Caffeine
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Imaginative Jewelry Sign
Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Sign Says Cheeky
Fitting Room Floor Show
Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall
Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers
Spring Bicycle Makeover
Unattended Child Warning
Chinese Wieners on Sale
Bipolar Restroom Sign
Best Pegboard Hook Backscratcher
How to Merchandise Butterflies
Leaning Tower of Clearasil
Moose Antler Merchandising
Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display
Smell ‘O Vision Retail Rollout
Hello Kitty Joins Louis Vuitton
Sneakers Worn as Epaulets
Playing Jenga With Facings
Teapot Coffee Grinder Man
Merchandise Name a Putoff
Shelf Edge Redundancy
Hook Has Two Monkey Load Limit
Impenetrable Vuitton Anti-Theft
Zip-Tie Hook Security
What’s Next? Land Mines as Anti-Theft
How Not to Merchandise to BBW
No Bike Riding Inside Store
100% Satisfaction By 3:00 pm
Shopping Cart Art in the Parking Lot

Compare customer combat zones at…
Alfani® Dress Shirt Disaster
Carnage in the Shoe Aisle
Sale Aftermath in Shoes

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Unicycle Rack Is Boutique Retail Highlight

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Unicycle Bike Rack Serves Suburban Retail

Seen outside Boutique Retail in New Jersey, these Unicycle-esque outlines serve as Bicycle Rack for normal bikes, tandems, recumbent, as well as unicycles themselves. The benefit is the unique and personalized design adds to the sense of place of the retail cluster. Drive up, walk up, bike up and you find yourself in a refreshingly furnished environment with amenities that stick in your mind.

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For more Bicycle Fixtures and Topics by Title
Unicycle Rack Is Boutique Retail Highlight
Victorinox® Branded Dutch Bicycle Raffle
Fat Tire Brand in Neon
Fat Tire® Brand Pallet-Load Sale
Bell® Branded Bicycle Flag Quiver
Tiered Bicycle Stand Sight-Leak
Pyramid Bicycle Benefits
Mongoose® FatBoy Pallet Rack Display
Shinola® Vintage Bicycle Display
Basement Hooks in Warehouse Club
Lilly Pulitzer® Mall Security
GoPro® Faux Handlebar Display
Faux Handle Bar Point-of-Purchase
Coffee Delivery by Bicycle
Don’t Go Far … Shop Local
Blackboard Bloke on a Bike
Bicycle Sells a Lifestyle
Alice + Olivia® Bicycle Wheel Backdrop
Ralph Lauren Hand-Chalked Signs
Carro Lungi Merchandising Cart
Bicycle-Wheel Apparel Rack
Tire Design Parks Bicycles
Neiman Marcus / Target Cross Sell
Spring 2012 Bicycle Makeover
Framed Bicycle Point-of-Purchase Presentation
No Bike Riding in Store
Wood Bicycle Window Dressing
Bicycle Hoist in Retail
Cross Sell Helmets With Bikes
Turtle Riding at the Mall
Bicycle Playing Card Merchandiser
No Wheeled Fun Allowed
Best of Bicycle Outfitting

For Bike Racks as retail amenity see…
Comb as Bike Rack Salon Branding
Combine Golf and Bicycling
Bike Rack Recycled from Bicycles
Bike Rack Recycled from Bicycles

For Bicycle Fixtures and Topics resources see…
Bicycle Fixtures Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Bicycle Fixtures Index Page” for all resources and links

Bicycle and Bike Fixtures In Retail Pinterest Board

For V.I.P. Courtesy resources see…
V.I.P. Courtesy in Retail Pinterest Board
V.I.P.Courtesy in Retail Index Page

VIP Courtesy Amenities in Retail Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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How To Cut Retail Sales In Half With Tricky Product Offers

Toilet Plunger Toilet Scrubber Combo
How to Cut Retail Sales In Half Toilet Scrubber / Plunger.

Combine your housewares offering like this twofer and you are likely to succeed in cutting your retail sales in half. Why buy one or the other when you can buy the Toilet Brush and Toilet Plunger together as a single unit? It might, however, be more appealing if the Toilet Plunger base came in some other than traditional Toilet Plunger color. Image Courtesy of Pure-t.ru.

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For Toilet Plunger merchandising fixtures see…
How To Cut Retail Sales In Half
Restroom Toilet Plunger Art and Outfitting
Mass Merchandising 11 Toilet Brush Styles
Couture™ Toilet Plunger Self-Sell
Attack of the Toilet Plungers
Hardware Store as Health Spa
Toilet Plunger Sales Excitement
Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display
Michael Graves Toilet Plunger Display
Toilet Plunger Aisle Outreach
Toilet Plunger Holster
Toilet Plungers Revisited
Straight-Entry Toilet Plunger Hooks
Purple Toilet Plungers Triumph

Also see…
Toilet Bowl Freshener Bar Mount

For all Toilet Plunger Fixtures resources…
Toilet Plunger Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Toilet Plunger Fixtures Index Page” for all resources and links

Toilet Plunger Merchandising Fixtures Pinterest Board FixturesCloseUp

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Hiring Smiling Feces at McDonalds®

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Now Hiring Smiling Feces at Mcdonalds®

McDonalds® is looking for very special workers to continue its friendly, welcoming tradition of fast food service (Hospitality Retail). Here the pitch for employees is carried outside the store, in addition to interior sign fixtures and support. You might want to inquire about any special physical required before you schedule an interview appointment for these posts however. Image courtesy of http://www.ranker.com.

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For retail Hiring offers in-store see…
Lowes® Offers Employment Partnership
Wegmans® Join Us Team Recruiting
Now Hiring Smiling Feces at McDonalds®
Scan QR Code To Find Jobs
Gymboree® Golden Job Opportunity
Express® Now Hiring Men
Jewelry Sales Team Scoring
Littman’s® Now Hiring Sparkling Gems
Littman® and Kroger® Cross Branded
Express® Mobile Employment Cart
In-Store Hiring Notice With Hours
Itinerant Snowmen Work Retail
Macy’s Holiday Hiring Branded
Santa Can’t Do It Alone
Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store
Macy’s Hiring Tricorne

For Child and Baby Regulatory posts see…
Retail Allergens Alert For Children
Kidgets® Playground Rules At The Mall
Do Not Place Child in Shopping Cart
Don’t-Burn-the-Baby Cup Holder Warning
In-Store Strollers Banned
Attention Moms, Dads, Grandparents, and Guardians
Warning Stripes Bar Strollers
Target® Carts-No-Kids Escalator
Watch For Moving Retail Equipment
Don’t Spread Germs To Those You Love!
Parent-Child In-Store Warning
Civility Reigns Supreme in Signs
Buckle Your Baby In, and Out
No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?
Attention: Keep Children In Hand
Don’t Forget Your Baby
Warning Door Eats Children
Unattended Child Warning
Warning: Not a Baby Wipe
Don’t Bag the Baby

For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For all Humor in Retail posts by Title…
Now Hiring Smiling Feces at McDonalds®
Butt Finger Blast Ice Cream Label
EuroFixture: No Pissing on Premises Retail Warning
Merchandising For Snow Storms
Lamps, Pots, Vases & Art Asses
Pop Tards On Sale
Starbucks® Delivery Truck Branding Sucks
Fuckin’ Big Sale
Thumbs-Up For Retail Inflatable
Genetically Modified Onions On Sale
Rapefruit Produce Promotion
Animal Anus Store Branding
Black & Gold Brand Conflict
Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Mass Merchandising 11 Toilet Brush Styles
How To Tell If Your Store Sock Fixtures are Stylin
Reverse Your Cashwrap: Last-In First-Out Queue Theory
Carefree Bra Display at Victoria’s Secret®
Mall Responder Double-Deck Cart
Euro Fixture™ Bungee-Corded Bottles
Original One-Size Thong Now $138
Knit Garter Winter Closeout
Braille Electrical Closet Invitation
Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized
Shop Saks® From Your Restroom Stall
IKEA® Pitches New Catalog
99 Bottles of Beer Point-of-Purchase
Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement
Gluten-Free Pet Food Pitch
No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation
Macy’s® Gift Coming and Going
Peach Butt Panties
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Moleskine® In-Store Selfie
Mushrooms Sprout in Retail
Rug Docter® Tethered Padlocks
Outdoor Shoes Always Point North
Liquor and Fireworks Sale – What Could Go Wrong?
Doomsday Kerosene Lantern Sale
Ladies Please Be Seated
Shopping Defines Existence
What Is The Crush Weight of Pie?
New Pickup Line in Retail
Couture™ Toilet Plunger Self-Sell
Mirrors as Retail Objet d’art
Don’t Flush With Your Feet!
Stalagmite Forms in Washroom
Secret to Looking Slim in Retail
Mannequin Features Pubic Hair
Nicki Minaj Boob Tester
Zeus® Tickle Your Bum Seating
Girl Watching Amenities in Retail
Eye Shades vs Sun Glasses
How to Steal a Louis Vuitton Bag
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Recycling Ice Cream Cones
Retail Distress Signal
Adult Content in Retail
Warning: Handicapped Challenge Ahead
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Street-Smart Scan Code
Free Air Guitars. Take one!
Display Hook for Helium Balloons
Cow and Pig Home Delivery QR Code
Rabbits – Cuddly or Nutritious
Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory
A Nose for Purses
Cart Cup Holder Cuts Caffeine
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Imaginative Jewelry Sign
Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Sign Says Cheeky
Fitting Room Floor Show
Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall
Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers
Spring Bicycle Makeover
Unattended Child Warning
Chinese Wieners on Sale
Bipolar Restroom Sign
Best Pegboard Hook Backscratcher
How to Merchandise Butterflies
Leaning Tower of Clearasil
Moose Antler Merchandising
Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display
Smell ‘O Vision Retail Rollout
Hello Kitty Joins Louis Vuitton
Sneakers Worn as Epaulets
Playing Jenga With Facings
Teapot Coffee Grinder Man
Merchandise Name a Putoff
Shelf Edge Redundancy
Hook Has Two Monkey Load Limit
Impenetrable Vuitton Anti-Theft
Zip-Tie Hook Security
What’s Next? Land Mines as Anti-Theft
How Not to Merchandise to BBW
No Bike Riding Inside Store
100% Satisfaction By 3:00 pm
Shopping Cart Art in the Parking Lot

Compare customer combat zones at…
Alfani® Dress Shirt Disaster
Carnage in the Shoe Aisle
Sale Aftermath in Shoes

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Genetically Modified Onions Go On Sale

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Genetically Modified Onions On Sale

Genetically Modified Onions For Sale Cheap OverviewEven the best Farmer knows not every Season’s crop turns out well. Same can be said for Generically Modified Crops. These GM Onions evolved as they grew into the shape of Cobs of Corn. But if they taste the same, would it matter in the preparation of your favorite dishes? What a shame to let them rot in the fields. Make an offer and you can take these home and try in your own recipes. Image courtesy of www.ranker.com.

Compare and contrast …
Genetically Modified Onions On Sale
Rapefruit Produce Promotion

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For Produce posts by Title see..
Saks® Big Apple
Hand-Painted Magnetic Signs in Grocery and Produce
Fall Grab-and-Go New York State Branded Apples
Wegmans Color-Coded Veggies Delivered Farm Fresh
Side-Saddle Produce-Bag Tower
Round vs Square Wicker for Tubers
Wegmans® Organic Closer To Home
Wegman’s® 3,000 Organic Store Offerings
24-Hour Just-Picked Promise at Kings®
King’s® Melons and More In Wicker
King’s® Iced Melon Display
King’s® Organic Melon Display
3-In-1 Avocado Slicer Cross Sell
Citrus Peeler Produce Cross Sell
I.M. Ripe® Produce Branding
Well-Pict® Thatched Beach Umbrellas
Spring-Tensioned Bag Dispenser
Euro Fixtures™ Rectangular Produce Bins
Euro Fixtures™ Trapezoidal Produce Bins
Euro Fixtures™Produce Bin Chalkboards
Euro Fixture™ Proof-of-Concept or Bait-and-Switch
Euro Fixture® Wagon-Wheel-Equipped Produce Display
Euro Fixture™ Gently-Eased Produce Island
Produce Stand Onion Niche
Produce or Prop? Who Can Tell?
Produce Delivery Gantt Chart
Dr Richter’s Guide To Fresh
In-Store Produce Calendar and Handling Chart
Asian Pear Literature on S-Hook
Painting Pictures With Produce
Produce Partners Idea Center
Fresh Farm Produce Chalkboard
Luscious Balloon Watermelon
Watermelons Sport QR Code
Fencing Watermelon in the Produce Cooler
More Balloons as Produce Signs
Boxing Watermelon Prior to Sale

For Produce merchandising resources see…
Produce Pinterest Board
Produce Index Page

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand

Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Fart Spotters Guide Acrylic Display Stand

Fart Spotters Acrylic Display StandOkay, so you may not be agog over the standard acrylic Plate / Book Displayer, but bumping up the merchandising by displaying a “Farts Spotters Guide” attention compeller is worthy of notice. And since Farts are invisible, the use of see-through, transparent acrylic seems justified. CLICK the thumbnail for closeup of the display stand then compare and contrast uses below.

Compare and contrast…
Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Plate Displayer Becomes Pot Holder

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For Books in Retail Merchandising by title see…
Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Elephant Folio Tripod Display
Robert Graham® Books Second Place
Pulitzer Prize Winning Staging
Hugo Boss, The Book
Serpentine Open Wire Book Dividers
Duck Tape® Creativity Kit & Book
Facing Books In An Igloo
Twin-Arm Book Catcher Fixture
Blank Page as Merchandising Canvas
Custom Book Jacket as Merchandising
Book as Bench
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Books in Bell Jars
Vuitton and The Birth of Modern Luxury
Dior Coffee Table Book and Tray
Stepping-Up to Back-to-School
Novel Displayer for Novels”
Back-to-School Bulk Book Sales
Yayoi Kusama Bandana and Book for Vuitton
Cutting-Edge Pick Carding
College Bookstore Pick Card Concepts
Fabric Library Signing

For Book resources see…
Books in Merchandising Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Books in Merchandising Index Page” for all resources

For Acrylic posts by Title see..
Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand
Mirror Drop-Shadow on Adjustable Acrylic Stand
Molded Acrylic Tray for 1″ Grid PowerWing
Clear Acrylic Slatwall Shelves Decline
Clear Pedestals or Stackable Museum Cases?
Upright Acrylic Bins for Cooking Utensils
Acrylic Shelf Support Pins for Retail Display
Short Acrylic Cylinder for Belt Merchandising
Laura Ashley Body Pillow Bulk Bin in Clear Acrylic
Verizon® Fitbit® Fist Lends a Hand Merchandising
Verizon® Retail Outfitting Goes Bluetooth®
Anti-Theft Hook Lock-Down Accessory
Beats® Acrylic Pedestal and Label Holder
Hanging Shelf-Edge Sign Holder is Store Standard
Panties-Not-In-A-Bunch Tray Merchandising
Open Wire Shelf With Plastic Tray Insert
Pizza Product Stops
Acrylic Block Display of Knife Selection
Museum Case Bulk Bin
Tactical vs Strategic Binning
Composited Acrylic Sign Stand
Tiered Perfume Sampler Plinths
Keyhole Shelf Supports
Acrylic Silo Displays Pillows
Acrylic Cube Sports Yardarms
Moleskine® One-Up Acrylic Pen Holder
Louis Vuitton® Solid Safer Box
Henri Bendel® Sunglass Plinth
Brilliant Pedestals, Black Background
Bayonet Mount Outfits Acrylic
Acrylic Trays Focus for Logo’d Caps
Clear Acrylic Arms Sell Gift Wrap
Yarn Sheins Via Acrylic Binning
Top-Mount Acrylic Label Holder
Label Holders in Opulent Acrylic
Acrylic Dividers Market Bagels
Sneeze Guard on Open Wire Shelf
Slot Sports Saddle-Mount Hook
Cross-Slot Display Surface Focus
Cross-Slotted Display Shattered
Cross-Slotted Display Surface
Half-Hearted Cross Slot Hooking
Fashion Jewelry Fashion Tray Trends
Acrylic Bin + Metal Backplate
Acrylic Bin With Backplate Fails

For Acrylic merchandising resources see…
Acrylic Pinterest Board
Acrylic Index Page

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Mass Merchandising 11 Toilet Brush Styles

Mass Merchandising 11 Types of Toilet Scrubbers
Mass Merchandising 11 Types of Toilet Scrubbers
Mass Merchandising 11 Types of Toilet Brushes

Mass Merchandising 11 Types of Toilet ScrubbersThis retailer’s Category Manager has determined greater style choices among Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brushes drives sales. Here no less than 11 offerings grace the Aisle corralled and contained by Shelf Edge Fencing and Fence Dividers. Look close to see the occasional Toilet Plunger. If sales are flagging in your Toiletries aisle )pun intended), try doubling down on the merchandise choices offered.

 

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For Toilet Plunger merchandising fixtures see…
Restroom Toilet Plunger Art and Outfitting
Mass Merchandising 11 Toilet Brush Styles
Couture™ Toilet Plunger Self-Sell
Attack of the Toilet Plungers
Hardware Store as Health Spa
Toilet Plunger Sales Excitement
Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display
Michael Graves Toilet Plunger Display
Toilet Plunger Aisle Outreach
Toilet Plunger Holster
Toilet Plungers Revisited
Straight-Entry Toilet Plunger Hooks
Purple Toilet Plungers Triumph

Also see…
Toilet Bowl Freshener Bar Mount

For all Toilet Plunger Fixtures resources…
Toilet Plunger Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Toilet Plunger Fixtures Index Page” for all resources and links

Toilet Plunger Merchandising Fixtures Pinterest Board FixturesCloseUp

For Fencing resources see…
Shelf Fencing Designs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Shelf Fencing Index Page” for all resources and links

Shelf Fencing FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Cupcake Cafe® Store Entry Branding

One would not think cupcakes could take on a life of their own and begin building a thread here on FixturesCloseUp. But that is the case. This image is from the “Lady Cupcake” post on chicquero.com. The site has nothing to do directly with retail or cupcakes, but you might enjoy it nonetheless. What do I get out of all this? Retail cupcake signage to expand this one-of-a-kind, competition-scopping fixture thread opportunity yours only on FixturesCloseUp.

On a more humorous bakery note see…
No Grazing… You Big Heifer”  and
Pallets Full of Pies

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For Cupcake posts by Title see..
Cupcake Cafe® Branding
Cupcake Dome Not Bell Jar
Cupcakeria: Grand Opening
Halloween Cupcakes in Bell Jars
Cupcake in a Bell Jar
Cupcakes-to-Go One-Up

For Cupcake merchandising resources see…
“Cupcake Pinterest Board” (Pending)
Cupcake Index Page

For Store Entry Branding by Title…
Cupcake Cafe® Branding
Wall Standoffs Built In
Billboard Welcome to Ross®
Euro Fixture™: Maison Cousu Cashwrap
Lord & Taylor Drive-By Shooting
Tommy Bahama Storefront Swordfish Branding
Uno de 50® Branded Door Lock
Wolfords® Dazzle Paint Window
Bare Minerals® Store Branding
Handform Window Dressing
Gotta Go To Mo’s® Branding
Lutron® Branded Timeline
Extreme Store Branding
Henri Bendel® Branded Backwall
Fantini® Entrance Branded Blue
Fantini® Subliminal Fixture Branding
Fantini® Brand Chocolate Mousse
Fantini® B&W Store Branding
Lacoste® Store Entry Branding
Entry Metalwork Branded
WHO.AU Store Entry Branding
Australian Christmas
Moleskine® Branded for Fall
Brand Artist Unknown at Macy’s
Miltant In-Store Branding
Macy’s® Gift Coming and Going
Cotton On® Racing Stripe
Cotton On® Alternate Branding
iPhone 6 Open Wire Nautilus
Fendi Entwined
BCBG® Store-Entry Brand Reflections
This Way to IKEA®
Forever 21® Brand Permanence
Louis Vuitton® Monogramed Floor Tile
Law and Life Coach as Cross Sell
Gaggenau® Entry Branding
Miele® Branded Sofa Seating
Miele® Brand Comfort-Level Test
Poggenpohl® Entry Branding
Doorway to Dior
Express® Urges Own the Moment
Hello Kitty® Authorized Dealer
Polka Dot Pet at Victoria Secret®
Aesop@ Wood Box Intricacy
Windows 8 Does Analog Retail
Turning Up Store Volume Visually
1939 Window Dressing Eue Opener
Tiffany Art Deco Door Pull
Pump Nozzle Door Handle
Paint Spill as Street Light
Bank Safe as Storefront
Walk In, Strut Out
Lego Brand as Street Art
Jewelry as Giant Street Art
Ice Axe Door Handles by REI
Art Nouveau Door Bar
Omega Branded First Not Last
Cryptic Gucci Floor Medallion
Nose Ring is Entry Attention Compeller”
Spencer’s Street-Art Storefront
Henri Bendel Store-Entry Roundel
Vuitton Brands Building in Stone
Hermes Logo as Tile Mosaic
Hermes Defines Place Not Space
Fendi Slate Crossing-the-Line
Tory Burch Front Door Beat Down
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Entrance Portal Perspectives
Giorgio Armani Makes an Entrance
Links of London Reaches Out
Target Patriotic Store Branding
Mind the Gap
Ephemeral Summer Sale in Chalk

For Store Entry Branding resources see…
Store Entrance Branding Pinterest Board” for visuals only.
Store Entrance Branding Index Page” for all resources and links

Store Entry Branding on Pinterest

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Mall Responder Double-Deck Cart

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Mall Responder Double Deck Fire Truck Main
Mall Responder Double Deck Fire Truck As Shopping Cart

Mall Responder Double Deck Fire Truck Detail AuxNo kids in this twin-seat Mall Responder Hook and Ladder Truck, so this must be for a shopping emergency. Notice the well positioned purse for easy access, and merchandise storage areas below back and up top front. Or maybe the kids just escaped while the ladies were engaged Tweeting. CLICK the thumbnail for a broader view of the scene.

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For Mall Fixtures and Fittings by Title see…
Do Not Toss Coins From The Mezzanine and Above
Selling Steinway Outright In The Mall Concourse
Gear Train as Strip Mall Sculpture
Shop the Mall Outside The Mall
Simon-Says Mall Gift Cards In-The-Round
Mall Walkers Milepost
Win a Mortgage At the Mall
Elevator Door Advertising Surprise
Spend Enough Money In-Mall and You Are a VIP
Mall VIP Lounge Invitation from Chase®
Politically Correct Christmas Lists
Pros and Cons of Seating in Retail
Campfire Seating At The Mall
Elaborate Kids Carousel at the Mall
Kidgets® Playground At The Mall
Kidgets® Playground Rules At The Mall
Mall Hand Sanitizer Asymmetric Hand Shake
The New Luxury … The Mall At Short Hills Merchandised
Cross-Marketing Express® and Gymboree® at the Mall
Kick-Start Back-to-School Retail Signage
California Closets® Staff-less Kiosk Sales Pitch
Zoo Ride Rules At The Mall
Zoo Ride at the Mall
Zoo Ride in Motion at the Mall
Mall Cart Lacks Storage
Mall Code of Conduct
Book-a-Tailor Dress Shirt Kiosk
Store Seating Selfie Spells Romance
Creating Sales from Thin Air in the Mall Concourse
Four-Wheel-Driver Not Four-Wheel-Drive
Mall Responder Double-Deck Cart
Crayola Branded Change Machine?
Victoria’s Secret® Neon Love Me
Valentines Day Hook Up
Machu Picchu Mall Miniatures
Machu Picchu Selfie Invitation
Machu Picchu Pre-Columbian QR-Code
Machu Picchu Mall Video
Merry-Go-Round at the Mall
Bentley® Branding One-upmanship
Store-Entry Fortune Telling
Mr. Roboto at the Mall
BFF Doctor Makes Mall Housecalls
Defibrillator as Mall Amenity
Michael Kors R.I.P.
Rolls Royce® Shopping at the Mall
Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall
Fire Extinguisher for Sophisticates
Drop-Shadow Fire Extinguisher
Mall-Wide Gift Card Reader
Monticello® Lay-Up Model at Mall
Selling the Race Car Not the Track
Immersive Video, Free Follow-Up
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
Out-of-Home Opt-In at the Mall
Mall-Wide Gift Card Reader
Mall Charger Station
Simon Properties® In-Mall iDevice Charger
Transformer® Mall Change Machine
Mall-sized Sanitizer Station
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
QR Code for Narcs
Nature-Insired Retail Seating
Diamonds: Go Big or Go Home
Callout Card ≠ Calling Card
Book as Bench
Man’s Best Friend in Retail”
Turtle Riding at the Mall
Mall Wants to Talk QR And Much More
Anti Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.

For a subset of Gumball Machine merchandising see…
Polka Dot Gumballs Merchandising
Gumballs in Modern Merchandising
Mega-Gumball Merchandising

For all Mall Fixtures and Fittings resources see…
Mall Fixtures and Fittings Pinterest Board
Mall Fixtures and Fittings Index Page

Shopping Carts and Cart Conveniences by Title…
Mall Responder Double-Deck Cart
Shopping Carts vs Carry Baskets
In-Store Shopping Basket Presentation
Euro Fixture: Continental Cart Park
Balenciaga® Bag at Target®
Buckle Your Baby In, and Out
Sam’s Club Shopping Carts Go Here
Diagonal Cart Park
Shopping Basket Features Wheels
Flexicart® Shopping Trolley
Grab a Cart, You’ll Want One
IKEA Bag Cart for Shopping
ShopRite® Flagship Kid’s Store
Shopping Cart Invisible Fence
Shopping Cart as Promotional Tool
Old Navy Branded Cart Rollout
Shopping Cart Art in the Parking Lot
Recycled Shopping Cart
Cart Cup Holder Cuts Caffeine
Cup Holder or Quiver for Grid?
Shopping Cart Flags at IKEA
Shopping Cart Cup Amenity
Second Gen Cart & Cup Holder
Tiny Cart for Short Shopping Lists
Kayak-Sized Shopping Cart
Don’t Bag the Baby Cart Warning
Amenity as Retail Selling Point

For related Retail Work Cart posts see…
Wheeled Cart Merchandising
Hand-Lettered Cart Engagement
Aftermarket Hang Rod Cart Add-On
Do-It-Yourself Stepped Pipe Rack
Plastic vs Grid vs Expanded Metal Cart
Drop-Leaf Plastic Cart Shelf
Kohl’s® Sustainable Corrugated Tote
Starting Lineup of Stocking Carts
Shopping Cart In-Store Test
Metro® Cart Caveat Emptor
Expanded Metal Transport Cart Supports Sale
Locking Security Cart in Jewelry
Oddly Outfitted Transport Cart
Triple-Deck Cart Envy
Mail Cart as Returns Cart
Seasonal Pumpkin Cart Sales

For Shopping Carts and Cart Convenience resources see…
Shopping Carts and Conveniences Pinterest Board
Shopping Cart and Conveniences Index Page

Shopping Cart and Cart Conveniences Pinterest Board

For all Sanitizers and Cart Wipes resources see…
Sanitizers and Cart Wipes Pinterest Board
Sanitizers and Cart Wipes Index Page

Sanitizers and Cart Wipe Amenities Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

For Red Fixtures resources see…
Red Fixtures Pinterest Board
Red Fixtures Index Page

Red Fixtures in Retail Pinterest Board as FixturesCloseUp

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Original One-Size Thong Now $138

Original One-Size Thong Sale
Original One-Size Thong Sale
Original One-Size Thong Sale

Original One-Size Thong AuxTough to stand out in a hidden market like Thongs, but this promise of an “Original One-Size Thong” does make for differentiation. The promise of One Size Fits All alone is food for thought. But the “Original” Thong elevates the item further. This is a gotta have particularly at a discount. As an ad man I would have bragged this boast big on the Hudson branded signage where the price is $138 … thong tag marked down to $20.00 … then $15.

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For Sexist Merchandising Themes see…
Original One-Size Thong Now $138
Knit Garter Winter Closeout
Psycho Bunny® Branded Boxers
Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized Kiss
Hanky Panky Panty Display
High-Heel Wine Bottle Caddy
Love Nest Cookware Display
Time To Think Resort 2015
Lady’s Tool Merchandising
Ballsy Faucet Merchandising
Sinful Wicked Halloween Nail Color
Belt as Bra-Less Bandolier
Peach Butt Panties
Bejeweled Underwear Display
Urban Decay® Naked
Mannequins Feature Pubic Hair
Nicki Minaj Boob Tester
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Sign Says Cheeky
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Cynthia … The First Mannequin

For all Sexist Merchandising Themes resources see…
Sexist Merchandising Themes Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Sexist Merchandising Themes Index Page” for all resources

For Lingerie display video see…
Valenine’s Day Twinkle Heart Video

For interesting Lingerie posts by Title see…
Original One-Size Thong Now $138
Knit Garter Winter Closeout
Hanky Panky Panty Display
Christmas Dress Form Frenchy
Victoria’s® Secret Twin Storylines
Victorias Secret Spinner Tray Storyline
Bra Hang Rod at Victoria’s Secret
Back-to-School Bra Sale by Hanes
Peach Butt Panties
Bejeweled Underwear Display
Invisibility on Display
9 Bins Cover 40º of Arc
Smartly Branded SmartWool® Sports Bras
Blue Bra in a Bell Jar
Fragrance Bell Jar in Miniature
Individual Slats as Slatwall
Where Carnies and Clowns Bra Shop
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Panty in a Shadow Box
Lingerie in a Bell Jar
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Sign Says Cheeky
Telegraphing Lingerie Curbside
To H&M Beauty is Thin and Thick
Butterfly Tattoo Tights
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Wolford Will Return
Wolford Whispers Sale Privately
Black Lacquer Tray Offers Storyline
Black Lacquer Tray Without Storyline
Panties in a Bunch?
Panty Fabric Pattern Imaged on Shelf Label
Single-Prong Slotwall Bra Display
Panty Size in Brushed Stainless
How Not to Merchandise to BBW
Ladder-Mount Faceout for Bras

For interesting Lingerie resources see…
Lingerie Retail Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Lingerie Index Page” for all resources and links

Lingerie FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Dylan Lauren® Compartment Kiss

Dylan's Candy Bar No-Bar Sampler
Dylan’s Candy Bar No-Bar Compartmentalized Sampler

Dylan's Candy Bar No-Bar Sampler AuxIf you like your candy well-organized, and not crossing flavor boundaries, there’s a Non-Bar Dylan’s Candy Bar for that too! Just enough of each variety is compartmentalized here to space out your tastes across the day. I like the package design except very hard to read against the color candy background. You decide if the “Dylan’s Candy Bar” title can be used cross-category. And just because I think that way, my mind wonders who’s mouth was used to cast the luscious pouty lips upper right? Dylan’s?

Compare and contrast…
Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss Valentine’s Floor Graphic
Estèe Lauder Kiss Kiss
Hugs and Kisses Henri Bendel

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For Dylan Lauren posts see…
Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized
Dylan’s Non-Bar Candy Ribbon
Dylan Lauren® Skips Valentine’s Day
Dylan Lauren Does Easter
Dylan’s® Department Store Lollipops
Jalapeño Flavor Chocolate Candy

For all Polo, Dylan and Ralph Lauren resources see…
Polo Ralph Lauren Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Polo Ralph Lauren Index Page” for all resources and links.

For general Candy Merchandising by Title see…
Gertrude Hawk® Rustic Bin Branding
Gertrude Hawk® Crate Tower
Ferrero Rocher® Xmas Traditions
Category Definition Without Words
Lindt Lindor Shelf Overlay
Christmas Party Crackers at Pier 1
No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?
Gondola Kickout In Bulk Candy
Gondola Kickout Label Holders
Re-Branding Cotton Candy
New Hershey Logo Looks Like Poo?
Square-End Endless Basket
Fencing Family Packs of Candy
Fencing Fancy Candy Facings
New Hershey Logo Looks Like Poo?
Bulk Pallet Sale of Fine Chocolate
Sweets Spill from Drawers
Niche Marketing Chocolates
Pusher Paddle Message Rant
Candy Sales By The Bucketful
Fenced Candy Merchandising
Endless Candy in Endless Basket

Compare Lollipop posts at…
Do-It-Yourself Lollipop Tree
Original Gourmet® Lollipop Fixtures
Linda’s Lollies®Point-of-Purchase Branding
Dylan Lauren Does Easter
Dylan’s® Department Store Lollipops
Illustrated Chalkboard Pricing

Follow M&M’s in retail at…
M&M’s® Mascot Sells In-Store
M&M’s Branded Bling on Display Hooks
M&M® Cooler Cross-Sell
Brand Cross Sell or Confusion

For Godiva by Title see…
Godiva® Chocolate Turkey Bell Jar
Godiva Chocolatier Freestanding
Godiva Chocolate Easter Stands
Chocolate Label Holders for Easter
Godiva Chocolate Labels Face Up
Godiva Store Tag Line Not For You

For all all Candy resources…
Candy Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Candy Index Page” for all resources and links.

For Sexist Merchandising Themes see…
Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized Kiss
Hanky Panky Panty Display
High-Heel Wine Bottle Caddy
Love Nest Cookware Display
Time To Think Resort 2015
Lady’s Tool Merchandising
Ballsy Faucet Merchandising
Sinful Wicked Halloween Nail Color
Belt as Bra-Less Bandolier
Peach Butt Panties
Bejeweled Underwear Display
Urban Decay® Naked
Mannequins Feature Pubic Hair
Nicki Minaj Boob Tester
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Sign Says Cheeky
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Cynthia … The First Mannequin

For all Sexist Merchandising Themes resources see…
Sexist Merchandising Themes Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Sexist Merchandising Themes Index Page” for all resources

Sexist Merchandising Themes FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Carnage in the Shoe Aisle

After The Shoe Sale Main
In-Store Carnage After The Shoe Sale

After The Shoe Sale AuxI am glad that I arrived too late to see this battle for women’s shoes. What carnage. What horror. “Oh the humanity.” Did floor staff merit hazardous duty pay? Was the Red Cross on hand? Will the cleanup crew need HazMat suits? And all of this with the Christmas Season and Black Friday months away.

Compare customer combat zones at…
Carnage in the Shoe Aisle” (This Post)
Spring Purse Massacre In-Store
Sale Aftermath in Shoes
SmartPhone Case Riot”  (Pending)

Compare articulated declining shelves at…
Carnage in the Shoe Aisle” (This Post)
Waterfall Shelves Decline
Declined Metro® Cookware Display
Open Wire Shelf Tilts and Folds

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For Declined Display by Title see…
Waterfall Shelves Decline
Cuppa Doodles Declined Display
Deep-Dish Declined Display
Flatbread Fenced and Declined
Peek-a-Boo Cross-Sell on 90º Hook
Declined Metro® Cookware Display
Hello Kitty® Declined Fencing
Moleskine® Declined Pedestal
Mug Shot Merchandising
Aftermarket Wood C-Channel
Declined Carpet Samples
Sample Productstop as Label Holder
Gravity Feed vs Declined Fencing
A Duck Dynasty® Christmas
Beware!  Halloween Mats at Cashwrap
Museum-Like Placemat Display
Downswept Doormat Display
Placemats Behind Plate Glass
Flat Items Best Shown Declined
Declined Grid in Office Supplies
Canted Wire Tray for Pegboard
Downswept Specialty Hook
Placemats Vend Via Open Wire
Goal: Visibility Not Gravity Feed
Custom Racking for Bakeware
Cantilever Cooking Tray Racks

For Declined Display resources see…
Declined Display Fixtures Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Declined Display Fixtures Index Page” for all resources

Declined Display Fixtures Pinterest Board for FixturesCloseUp

For Metallic Fixture finishes see…
Carnage in the Shoe Aisle
Waterfall Shelves Decline
Henri Bendel® T-Stand One-Up
Henri Bendel® T-Stand Two-Up
Stone Forest® Wall Bowl Sink Display
Stone Forest® Wall Bowl Display Details
Runaway Copper Water Fountain
Satin Nickel Sampler Screwed
Stacked Museum Case Illusion
Lacoste® Department Branding
Jewelry Box for Gaggenau®
Fashion Jewelry Fashion Tray Trends
Neck-like Necklace Hook in Chrome
Sephora® Metallic Mesh Carry-All
Waterfall Shelves Decline
Cubic Wireforms in Brass
Chromed Flatstock Creates Grid
Warning: Weight Estimates Only
American Eagle® Metal Die Cut
Copper T-Stand With Shower Rings
Michael Kors R.I.P.
Entry Metalwork Branded
Railroad Spike Mascot
Staging Area in Solid Brass
Tom Ford® Metal Cabinet Staging
Faux Diamond Plate for Apparel
Diamond Plate For Manly Gift Cards
Forever 21® Brand Permanence
Rivet Detail in Retail
Brass or Bronze Fixtures?
Rebar as Retail Sculpture
Anchor Chain as Retail Fixture.”
Rusty Hooks the Retail Rage
Solid Copper S-Hooks
Copper Tubing as Store Fixture
Pure Copper Store Fixtures
Industrial Chic Iron Pipe Lights
Kee Klamp Frame for Perfed Metal
Grapple In-Store Merchandising System

For all Do-It-Yourself and Industrial Chic resources see…
DIY and Industrial Chic Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
DIY and Industrial Chic Index Page” for all resources and links

DIY Do-It-Yourself and Industrial Chic Pinterest Board

For summaries of Shoe Merchandising resources…
Shoe Fixturing and Merchandising in Retail“ for a visual summary.
Shoe Merchandising Index Page” for all resources and links.

Shoe Fixtures and Merchandising Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Restroom Hand Wash Regulation

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Images Courtesy of Gary Lawson (C)1992 Universal Press Syndicate

Gary Lawson Didn't Wash Hands (C)11992 Univ Press Syndicate 2Gary Larson’s Far Side humor is used here to reinforce that you really, really should wash your hands after a visit to tyne restroom, particularly in an eating establishment. It implies modern sensors may just sound an embarrassing alrm should you exit otherwise. Would you take the chance? Seen at the restroom egress in Hospitality Retail. CLICK the thumbnail for a closeup. Thanks to Gary and the Universal Press Syndicate for this public health public service spot.

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For Sanitizers, Cart Wipes, and More see…
Sanitizer Billboard Advertising Nationwide
Purell® Sanitizing Wipes Store-Entry Station
Dual-Branded Retail Cart Wipes
Cart Wipes In Silvervein PowderCoat
SaniCart® In-Store Sanitizing Promotion
Hygienic or Sanitary Shopping Cart Wipe Choices
Clorox® Headphone Wipes
Lutron® Purell® Xmas Poinsetta
JoAnn’s Purell® Mini Cart Wipe
Purell® Sanitizer Catch Tray Built-in
Purell® Branded Cashwrap Sanitizer
Throw ‘N Go Wipe Station
Wipe Dispenser Top, Disposer Bottom
When Ordinary Sanitizer Isn’t Enough
Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement
Purell® Branded Wipes Station
Cart Sanitizing Imperative
IKEA® Cart Wipe For The Masses
Pet Cleanup Station In-Store
Pet as Retail V.I.P.
Clean Hands at Mohegan Sun®
Mall-sized Sanitizer Station
Convenience Store Breakthrough
3-way Purell Hand Sanitizer Station
Auto-Feed Sanitizer Rack
Retail Recycling Oasis
Warning: Not A Baby Wipe
Wipe as a Creature Comfort
Toilet Seat Cleaner as Amenity
Don’t Flush With Your Feet!
Cross-Selling Spring Flu Shots
Don’t Spread Germs To Those You Love!

For an academic discussion see…
Amenity as Retail Selling Point

For all Sanitizers and Cart Wipes resources see…
Sanitizers and Cart Wipes Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Sanitizers and Cart Wipes Index Page” for all resources and links

Sanitizers and Cart Wipe Amenities Pinterest Board

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It
Restroom Hand Wash Regulation
Next Window at Weis
Warning: Weight Estimates Only
Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store
No Anything On Premises
No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign
IKEA® Stair as Staging
Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For enlightening Baby posts see…
Don’t Forget Your Baby
Unattended Child Warning
Warning: Not a Baby Wipe
Don’t Bag the Baby

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
Diagonal Cart Park
Body Outline Forensics in Retail
Jeep-Only Retail Parking
Pick Card for Parking Garage
Lazy Parking?
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Barbed Wire Boutique

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here
Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit

For Regulating Retail resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

Regulating Retail Pinterest Board for Retail FixturesCloseUp

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation

No Wheeled Bank Traffic Aux

No Wheeled Bank Traffic MainSome call for stronger finical institution regulation, but I don’t think this is what they had in mind. It would seem FNCB is opposed to most forms of wheeled transport, possibly to push all toward car loans and large scale 4/wheeled adult toys. Another sad commentary on the state of the world and the financial services industry, all customers had to request entry to the bank lobby and be buzzed in by staff. I was once not granted entry without the vouchsafe of my wife already inside. But in truth I left my beard a bit scruffier that morning so might have look more unkempt than usual.

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
Please Keep Children In Hand
Dr. Seuss Youer than You
Kobalt® Brands Sockets-for-Life
$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It
Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement
Next Window at Weis
Warning: Weight Estimates Only
Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store
No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation
No Anything On Premises
No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign
IKEA® Stair as Staging
Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For enlightened Child and Baby posts see…

No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?
Don’t Forget Your Baby
Unattended Child Warning
Warning: Not a Baby Wipe
Don’t Bag the Baby

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
Color-Coded Parking Navigation
Diagonal Cart Park
Body Outline Forensics in Retail
Jeep-Only Retail Parking
Pick Card for Parking Garage
Lazy Parking?
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Barbed Wire Boutique

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here
Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit

For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

Regulating Retail Pinterest Board for Retail FixturesCloseUp

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Gluten-Free Pet Food Pitch

Gluten Free Pet Food Main

Beyond the Ultra™ Brand, the biggest takeaway from this corrugated point-of-purchase promotion is “Gluten Free” as a pet benefit. Not being up to date on Gluten and Celiac Disease warnings for pets, I must take their word for the importance of this diet offering. In this display it is deemed so, so important that even the targeted pet group is downplayed. Step through the gallery of various views and tell me at what point you can determine if this is dog, cat, fish or fowl food.

Compare and contrast displays at…
Bar Serves Canine Cuisine
Gluten-Free Pet Food Pitch” (This Post)

For retail pet policies see…
Eyebrow as Pet Sign Qualifier
Equal Opportunity for Pets
Pet as Retail V.I.P
Pets Barred from Retail

For Pet related merchandising and fixtures browse…
Dog Treats at the Cashwrap
Gluten-Free Pet Food Pitch
Pet Cleanup Station In-Store
Square-Perf for Scanning Loop Hooks
John Bartlett® Branded Pet Skirt
John Bartlett® Branded Pet Beds
Cat Cleaning Chic
Polo Ralph Lauren In-Store Saddle
Animal Planet® As Store Brand
ThunderShirt® Plush Spokesmodel
Selling to Smart Dogs
Bar Serves Canine Cuisine
Pet Collar Bar Tiered and Arched
Tiered, Arched, Pet Collar Bar
Pet Boutique Shopping Bag
Niche Marketing Pet Umbrellas
Pet Collar Hump for Pegboard
Fat Hamster Escapes Bell Jar
Elizabethan Pet Collar Display
2010 Creative Cross Sell Award
Animal Cap Show-and-Tell
Super-Duty Endless Basket

For Fish and Aquarium merchandising see…
Tropical Fish Impulse Buy
Sponge Bob Aquarium Accessories
Metro Shelf as Aquarium Display
Sand and Starfish Merchandising

For all Pet Merchandising resources see…
Pet Merchandising Pinterest Board
Pet Merchandising Index Page

Pet Merchandising Pinterest Board

For all Corrugated resources…
Corrugated Hooks Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Corrugated Hooks Index Page” for all resources and links

Corrugated Hooks Pinterest Board for Fixtures CloseUp

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

For a list of all Brown Fixtures research aids see…
Brown Fixtures Pinterest Board“ Visual Summary
Brown Fixtures Index Page” for all resources.

Brown Color Retail Fixtures Pinterest Board

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Peach Butt Panties

Images Courtesy of Mashable, China News and Fruit Hunters
Images Courtesy of Mashable, China News and Fruit Hunters

Images Courtesy of Mashable, China News and Fruit HuntersAren’t these the cutest Peach Buttocks ever? I’m not sure if better merchandised in Victoria’s Secret with the panties, or a specialty Produce Department. Nice gift too. Retails beware that now there are two reasons for customers pinching these round, ripe bottoms. CLICK the thumbnail for an alternate presentation.

Compare directly…
Peach Butt Panties” (This Post)
Panty in a Shadow Box
Lingerie in a Bell Jar
Sign Says Cheeky
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong

For Sexist Merchandising Themes see…
Peach Butt Panties” (THis Post)
Bejeweled Underwear Display
Urban Decay® Naked
Mannequins Feature Pubic Hair
Nicki Minaj Boob Tester
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Sign Says Cheeky
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Cynthia … The First Mannequin

For all Sexist Merchandising Themes resources see…
Sexist Merchandising Themes Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Sexist Merchandising Themes Index Page” for all resources

Sexist Merchandising Themes FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For interesting Lingerie posts by Title see…
Peach Butt Panties
Bejeweled Underwear Display
Invisibility on Display
9 Bins Cover 40º of Arc
Smartly Branded SmartWool® Sports Bras
Blue Bra in a Bell Jar
Fragrance Bell Jar in Miniature
Individual Slats as Slatwall
Where Carnies and Clowns Bra Shop
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong
Panty in a Shadow Box
Lingerie in a Bell Jar
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Sign Says Cheeky
Telegraphing Lingerie Curbside
To H&M Beauty is Thin and Thick
Butterfly Tattoo Tights
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Wolford Will Return
Wolford Whispers Sale Privately
Black Lacquer Tray Offers Storyline
Black Lacquer Tray Without Storyline
Panties in a Bunch?
Panty Fabric Pattern Imaged on Shelf Label
Single-Prong Slotwall Bra Display
Panty Size in Brushed Stainless
How Not to Merchandise to BBW
Ladder-Mount Faceout for Bras

For interesting Lingerie resources see…
Lingerie Retail Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Lingerie Index Page” for all resources and links

Lingerie FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

For all Food Propped resources see…
Food Props Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Food Props Index Page” for all resources and links.

Food Props as Visual Merchandising Pinterest Board

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Rug Docter® Branded Anti-Theft

RugDocter Tethered Anti-Theft Locks Main

RugDocter Tethered Anti-Theft Locks AuxThis must be a tough neighborhood in which to host a Rug Doctor® franchise. Not only are Padlocks necessary, but the padlocks themselves are tethered with steel cable. Bad enough when the shampooers are stolen. A real insult when the padlocks are taken too. CLICK the thumbnail for a second look. Look close to see that the locks are, however, embossed with the Rug Doctor name, and careful, may even be LoJack® equipped.

For branded locking devices see…
Gucci Anti-Theft Hook In-Store
Skullcandy Branded Loop Hook Locks
Master Lock® as GoPro® Anti-Theft
Rug Docter® Branded Anti-Theft” (This Post)
Louis Vuitton® Solid Safer Box

For all Branded Locking Devices as Store Amenity see…
Amenity: Branded Locking Devices Pinterest Board

Amenirt_ Branded Anti THeft Pinterest Board

For all Locking Fixtures resources see…
Anti-Theft Locking Fixtures Pinterest Board
Anti-Theft Locking Fixtures Index Page

Anti-Theft Locking Fixtures Pinterest Board

For Tethers and Lanyards by Title…
Rug Docter® Branded Anti-Theft
Eye Test Built into the Fine Print
Staples® Pick Card To-Go
Balloons Lift Merchandise Sales
Steel Cable is Try-Me Tether
How to Drink Scotch®
Fresnel Lens Store Fixture
Selling Sunglasses on a Leash
Coupon Book Anti-Theft Lanyard
More Amazing Scotch®

For all Tethers and Lanyards resources see…
Tethers and Lanyards Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Tethers and Lanyards Index Page” for all resources

Tethers and Lanyard FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For Carpet Fixtures posts by Title see..
Un-Kinking Carpet at IKEA
IKEA Corners the Throw Rug Market
Rug Docter® Tethered Padlocks
Guerrilla Fixturing an EndCap
Gravity-Feed Carpet Samples
USPS® Welcome Mat Sells Service
Carpet J-Hook is a Ringer
Gravity-Feed Carpet Samples
StainMaster® Portfolio Hook
Plush Carpet Hexagonal Trisected
Pad More Important Than Carpet
Selling Carpet by the Crate

For all Carpet Fixture resources see…
Carpet Fixtures Pinterest Board
Carpet Fixtures Index Page

Carpet Fixtures Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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Cow & Pig Home Delivery QR-Code

Meat Market QR-Code Main
Meat Market QR-Code Promotion

Meat Market QR-Code DetailHere local, naturally-raised livestock are promoted by QR Code carrying handout. I must assume the meat is butchered and cut-to-order, but it really doesn’t say specifically. Maybe its delivered naturally too … on the hoof. When promoting like this you might consider pitching any additional benefits. Organically grown and fed? Custom cut and portioned? Fresh wrapped or freezer wrapped? Delivered by appointment as well as available for pickup? Fresh and tender guaranteed (even though aged meat is actually better)? How about side dishes?  Boy, I see the possibility for an upscale business here if handled right.

Compare directly…
Rabbits – Cuddly or Nutritious
Cow and Pig Home Delivery QR Code” (This Post)
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Moose Antler Merchandising

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

For QR Codes in Retail by Title see…
Cow and Pig Home Delivery QR Code
Back-to-School QR Code To-Go
Mobile Catalog QR Code In-Store
Bar Merchandiser QR Codes
Only Darkness is More Efficient
Scan-to-Buy QR Code
Target® “All-Gone” QR Code
Miele® Sales Pitch Inside and Out
KitchenAid® Pitch is QR-Backed
Ribbon Bulk Merchandising With QR
QR Code for Narcs
Callout Card ≠ Calling Card
QR + URL + TXT + FB + App
QR Code on Wheels
Store-made 3D Dimensional Sign
Social Media Fluent in Fashion
Colorized QR Code
QR Code for Out-of-Stocks
Mall Wants to Talk QR And Much More
QR Code Errors as Footnote Only
Hobo QR Code for Digital Nomads
QR Code Sexier Than Skin
QR Code Out of Reach?
QR for Complex Product Communication
OtterBox Box Outdoes Itself
Target’s Holiday Toy QR Code Campaign
QR Codes for the Well-Dressed
Street-Smart Scan Code
QR Code Fills Storefront
Fashion Forward Facial QR
Drink Coaster QR Code Strategy
Watermelons Now Sport QR Codes
Chipboard as Tabbed Divider
Faux QR Code More Fiction than Fact
QR Code TimeBomb: 14 Days and Counting Down
QR Window Decal is Transparent
QR Code Moves to Television
Out-of-Home Opt-In at the Mall
Poor Man’s QR Code
More Shopping, Less QR Code
QR: Retailer‘s Secret Weapon Redirect
Idiotic QR Code Campaigns
QR and Mobile Trends Whitepaper

For all QR Code resources see…
QR Codes in Retail Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
QR Codes Index Page” for all resources and links

QR Codes in Retail Pinterest Board for FixturesCloseUp

For Green Fixtures resources see…
Green Fixtures Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Green Fixtures Index Page” for all resources and links

Green Fixtures Pinterest Board on FixturesCloseUp

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Liquor and Fireworks July 4th

Liquor and Fireworks What Could Go Wrong
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A daring combination, but definitely traffic stopping sign for the 4th of July. “Liquor and Fireworks. What Could Go Wrong?” the street-side promotion reads. But given the litigious state of modern society I would be sure to post a Lawyer-written disclaimer statement prominently inside BOTH store departments. I would also card every patron for age and identity, and maybe even have them sign a statement acknowledging the dangerous mix. A $1 million umbrella policy might be wise too.

Compare directly…
Liquor and Fireworks On Sale
Retail Rest Area IED Warning
Booze-Food-Fun vs Real Life
First-Beer-Free Roadside Promo
Rabbits – Cuddly or Nutritious

For Wine and Spirits Merchandising by Title…
Liquor and Fireworks On Sale
Selling Wine Numerically
Booze-Food-Fun vs Real Life
Heineken® StarWars Droid
Paradox of Retail Choice
How to Drink Scotch®
Pegleg Black Dog as Floor Graphic
Super Hero Promotes Super Drink
Wine Bottle Rack Linearity
Wine Bottle Rack Triangularity
Wine Bottle Rack Circularity
Recycling Wine Barrels into Retail
Jack Daniel’s Barrels as Decor
Parachute Jump Breathalyzer Test
Cold Drink Coaster QR Code Strategy
Grab a Beer Now at Brooks Brothers
First-Beer-Free Roadside Promo
Cooler Door Lime Cross Sell
Wine Bottles as Shop Doorman
Whale of a Wine Sale in Chalk
Point-of-Purchase Design By Van de Graaf
Heineken Bottle for T-Shirts”
Wine Barrel as Water Fountain

For all Wine and Spirits resources…
Wine and Spirits Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Wine and Spirits Index Page” for all resources and links

Wine and Spirit Merchandising FixturesCloseUp Pinterest Board

For more retail humor by title see…
Don’t Flush With Your Feet!
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Farm Girl Bra Merchandising
Fitting Room Floor Show
Unattended Child Warning
Chinese Wieners on Sale
Merchandise Name a Putoff
100% Satisfaction By 3:00 pm

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

For Patriotic Fixtures and Merchandising by Title at…
Liquor and Fireworks Sale – What Could Go Wrong?
Why A Red, White, and Blue Flag?
Patriotic Pegboard Quiver On Grid
WD-40® Celebrates Made-In-America
Polo As July 4th Patriot
A Tommy Hilfiger® July 4th
Ralph Lauren® Denim and Supply
John Varvatos® Top-Hat USA Skull
Target Patriotic Store Branding
Pharmaceutical Flag Waving
French Rolling Pin Made in USA
Flag and Fan Patriotic Cross Sell
Flag Fixturing for the 4th

For all Patriotic Fixtures and Merchandising see…
Patriotic Fixtures and Merchandising Pinterest Board
Patriotic Fixtures and Merchandising Index Page

Patriotic Fixtures and Merchandising Pinterest Board

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Doomsday Kerosene Lantern Sale

LED Kersene Lamp for Modern Preppers
Prepper’s Doomday LED Kerosene Lantern Merchandising

If you are a serious “Prepper” … one who prepares for disaster and the Apocalypse … yet have a taste for modern convenient, you surely want to prep with this LED-powered Antique Kerosene Lanterne by Olde Brooklyn. It would light your shelter without betraying your modern bent to nearby tribes or cave-dwelling survivors. CLICK through the gallery to inspect the offering.

 

For lighting related posts see…
Only Darkness is More Efficient
Doomsday Kerosene Lantern Sale” (This Post)
Hyper Coil™ Self-Merchandising
Prada Does Purse Light
Robert Graham® Sunglass Lamp
Lutron® Gravity-Feeds Its Dimmers
Lutron® Color Samples To-Go
Recycling CFLs In-Store: No Tubes Please
Pulitzer Prize Winning Staging
Valentine’s Day Lamps for Lovers

For all Lighting Merchandising resources see…
Lighting Merchandising Pinterest Board
Lighting Merchandising Index Page

Lighting Merchandising Pinterest Board

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined